By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
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Karenezzy 20

Put him as 'My little Dick'

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onorexveritas 23

that's endearing

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safaeita 32

I honestly think he had you listed that way when you guys first met and forgot to change it

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spazz666 18

5 years is a long time to send texts and make calls and continuously forget to change your girlfriends name from "******" to her real name.

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chosha_fml 26

He made a choice not to list her by her name, but as a body part. That wasn't okay the first day they met, let alone five years into their relationship.

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drewflav 17

I dunno. If he was James Bond and her name was Pussy Galore, he'd be perfectly justified calling her Pussy in his contact list ;)

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callmeave 10

list him as " free stuff ". and see how he feels.

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kurodansei 16

Relieved to know how to keep ****** around I would imagine.

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Black_Knight80 13

****** is the new way of saying My love!

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