By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
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buckdharma 37

5 years is a long time. Just think op, one day you might be Mrs. ******!

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SmokinGuns 13

My name is Gina and my boyfriend was on my xbox and put the console name as ******. It's just their idea of a joke. Don't take it personal.(:

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marg_fan 1

At least it wasn't your best friend's number.

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sammyjo06 14

If he's been with you for 5 years, I think it's safe to say he's not using you just for that, OP ;). Hopefully it didn't bother you too much, lol.

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Jemm_fml 29

Well, at least it's you who's named ****** and not someone else!

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EvilLittleMan 23

Update your contact list with a new and improved listing for your boyfriend as Vienna Sausage.

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zeniarose 5

That or 'cocktail weenie' if she's still mad.

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