Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 13:27 - Costa Rica

Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML

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By makdra - 06/01/2016 18:01

Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML

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By Leave me alone, bitch!!! - 20/11/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By Rain - 14/11/2016 11:43

Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 18:12 - United States - San Jacinto

Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML

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WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML

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Helicopter

By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 16:01 - United States

Today, my mother scolded me for having a lighter in my room. My reason I had it? The candle that she bought me for my 25th birthday. I don't even live with her anymore, she showed up uninvited, and started going through my stuff. FML

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Gambled and lost

By Anonymous - 25/07/2021 10:59

Today, I found out that my mom found a paper with my long lost username and password to an old crypto wallet with 17 bitcoins. She'd thrown it in the garbage bin before realising what it was. The bin was empty when I went running to check it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 19:02 - United States - Lemont

Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML

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By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 22 February 2010 22:56

Put some filthy erotic poetry in the trash with graphic imagery of nasty sex scenes. Just as she is getting orgasmic over it, end it by addressing it to your dad. That ought to fix it.

xKazama_Blood 0

Monday 22 February 2010 20:03

That's weird and disturbing at the same time.

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krs500 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 8:53

maybe she was hungry

ShortOppies 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 10:14

wow dude =|

DeservedIt 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:58

Write a plan to kill her. Then throw it away.

cytoloopy 1

Wednesday 24 February 2010 2:30

holy shit. that's just wrong

ppolo135 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:21

wtf

hedgehogs 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 6:36

Mom needs psychiatric help.

arvind0602 1

Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:48

that's just sad!

FYOL 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 14:32

DEAR LORD! GET THAT BITCH LAID!

ChrisJ13 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:30

u hav a stalker n it ur na hahahaha

jbadvocacy 2

Monday 1 March 2010 7:15

agree @ Start going through her garbage and seeing how she likes it.

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