By jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
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redbluegreen 40

This happens more often then you'd think. But still, FYL.

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nik06 0

My parents are first cousins too, lol, I turned out fine. Just don't go off with your first cousin, there will probably be some trouble there :P

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drewfus2 6

Religion is like a penis. You can have one and be proud of it, but don't take it out and wave it around in public.

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PsychoticAsylum 26

And please don't shove it down the throats of our children.

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Iellwen 12

Those two comments just made my day (Yes, I know, pretty sad to be cheered up by comments, blah). Thanks ;)

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drewfus2 6

You misspelled hypocrisy.

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drewfus2 6

Ah, the FML comments. Chock-full of random philosophical debates with a lot of name-calling, trolling, and no clear winner.

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AvikC818 8

how is living with webbed feet?

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maackenzie 9

Atleast now you know why you always looked a little off. Lol.

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dark94light 0

Just to let people who are going hc on 34 not all religions are the same and if he's a Muslim than yes what he's saying is right except for the fact that nothing happens to the child. That's where he's mistaken. So before you're hating on him think about the fact that Christianity is not the only religion out there. Oh and if you're still going to tell me that god says you're not allowed to marry you're relatives; you're not allowed to marry ur uncle, aunt, mom, dad, brother, sister, grandparents. You ARE as a matter of Fact allowed to marry your cousin. Not Good for the kid but allowed.

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squirrel1215 5

I personally don't completely believe in the theory of evolution myself, but had we evolved from monkeys only certain ones would have evolved: hence all of this natural selection and genetic mutation stuff. I think the question you should be asking is "where is the missing link." P.S. Just because someone doesn't hold the same beliefs as you does not mean that they all believe the same thing or can be lumped in a certain group.

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suxs4ulol 22

mabey aomeone in the family got dicorced and remaried either a) while they were dating or b) after they were married

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