By jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
I agree, your life sucks 137 434
You deserved it 7 372

Same thing different taste

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This happens more often then you'd think. But still, FYL.

My parents are first cousins too, lol, I turned out fine. Just don't go off with your first cousin, there will probably be some trouble there :P

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DirtyJerzey8083 7

wow! holy shit! if u dont mind me asking, do u have any medical ussues? you know things that might occur where there is imbreeding? im just curious if this has caused u any medical issues becasue obviously this has got to have casued you a shitload of personal and emotional issues, just boatloads of issues. and the sad thing is, its their fault, your parents' that is. they could have a) kept it a damn secret and saved you the trauma of finding out your mom or dad is also your aunt or uncle or b) not procreated and possibly made a child with potential heath and emotional problems. just all around wrong and selfish and a complete disregard for your life and future, i am so sorry for you

51 interesting you and me both but I just didn't want to learn about someone who was the father of trillions of people so in general were all related but science is smart enough to prove that the logic of us being related is wrong and that we all evolved... I knew this in 2nd grade... I believed in a arabian jew fish(Jesus) for half my life ._.

Well what if it's a flying waffle crocodile? Hmm?

ezequielacosta 0

Haha my cousin just got married with one my 2nd cousins and their moms have the same last name

loganbro 0

I think you might be over analyzing his statement a bit and over reacting. That was the longest comment I've ever read on fml

Hot_Pink_Knob 6

Im surprised I know how to use a computer.