Intimacy: Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my...

By kte - 30/12/2009 10:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML

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You deserved it 2 648

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 00:00 - Denmark

Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML

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You deserved it 165

By cookie_lover_xx - 15/10/2015 06:24 - United States - Chandler

Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML

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You deserved it 2 054

By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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You deserved it 7 594

By mster233 - 09/10/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML

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You deserved it 5 828

By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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You deserved it 426

By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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You deserved it 5 036

Life goals

By ShayisPay101 - 15/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML

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You deserved it 3 890

By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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You deserved it 559

Meddling

By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML

I agree, your life sucks 304

You deserved it 627

By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:16 - United States - Clermont

Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML

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You deserved it 42 025

thinmint 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 16:17

* shudder*

lifesucks159357 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 16:24

at leaste when u bring ur boyfriend u can teach him some moves

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girlygirllol8 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 1:27

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah. LMAO

jf7609 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 4:04

is she available for private parties?

ms_not_so_happy 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 4:36

what is wrong with that?

pyrodude185 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 4:55

then ur moms a ******* stripper I agree ur life sucks **** ur life and ur moms hahaha

schwinn11 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 5:08

I love strippers, I love strippers, I love strippers, there's noth'n better than a ***** who takes her clothes off to entertain men! did I mention that I LOVE STRIPPERS

mrssocal619 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 8:45

lol I think u mentioned it lol ;)

sparxva 12

Thursday 31 December 2009 5:53

Your parents have a sex life. Big deal. Not an FML, and you're just upset because their world doesn't revolve around you. Put on your big girl pants and get over yourself.