Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my parents were artists when they met....

By H1dd3n - 01/06/2013 23:31 - United States - La Quinta

Today, I found out that my parents were artists when they met. My mom said that I was one of their best projects yet. My sister, hearing what my mother said, broke my week-old PS3 in a rage. FML

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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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By Christopher Tobler - 26/04/2019 20:00 - United States - New York

Today, I found out that my mom paints, and that I was artistically represented in a painting, as Satan, in a painting made shortly after I told her that I was an atheist. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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WTF Mom?

By Random - 31/01/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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By Briscuit - 05/12/2013 00:00 - Canada - Pitt Meadows

Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML

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By StillPissedOffAtIrony - 06/09/2014 17:25 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML

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By 42 - 07/07/2010 09:43 - Canada

Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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You deserved it 3 971

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 2 June 2013 10:37

I /really/ hope some punishment is delivered for that!! I hate favoritism as much as the next sibling, but that is not the way to go about it!

pistachiopanda 19

Sunday 2 June 2013 10:41

Probably why you're the favorite, your sibling sounds like a spoiled brat

Comments

Estuansis 8

Thursday 6 June 2013 8:59

Ummm considering my history with my sister, I would go through her room and destroy everything she owns. Everything.

vikkip5 3

Thursday 6 June 2013 10:02

And that's when I brake something of theirs. :) revenge is so sweet

mcrgirl228 8

Saturday 20 July 2013 5:03

Why is every lone dissing the sister? Yeah, her behavior was uncalled for, but imagine how it made her to feel like her parents loved her sibling more.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Monday 26 August 2013 23:47

flush her makeup. she won't mess with you again.

Chris93Jones 20

Tuesday 27 August 2013 6:44

revenge time??

Hipnog 15

Friday 8 November 2013 15:54

Wonder why, 134? I mean I'm VERY sure she didn't break his new PS3.

sabotaged 4

Thursday 17 April 2014 2:08

The key words are "ONE of their best projects." For all we know, one of their other best projects was their other child. And even if not, it's not OP's fault their parents chose to say that.