By yoggabe - 18/08/2012 20:34 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
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iRoc46n2 4

Does your boyfriend by chance have a sibling closer to her age? Maybe it would get her on a different course.

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SneakyCaveman 13

Remind her that guys over the age of 8 have extra cooties. That'll keep her away.

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HSOMGF 5

The real issue here is why OP feels so threatened by a six-year-old. Lame.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Am I the only one that picture that crazy stalker girl with the big creepy eyes that seem to look deep into your soul? O_o

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chelseaaababyyy 17

How is this an FML? I think it's kind of cute. Do you think a six year old is going to steal your boyfriend?

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mollysticks 10

That's too cute.

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SwtCherryPie 26

I think thats kinda cute. Not sure why you feel threatened by a 6y-o tho.

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Alpha2121 0

Shes six get over it!!! That's really cute by the way

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anniekins 6

Or until someone bribes her with toys and candy. Don't worry, your boyfriend will soon be kid stalker free.

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