By yoggabe - 18/08/2012 20:34 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
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iRoc46n2 4

Does your boyfriend by chance have a sibling closer to her age? Maybe it would get her on a different course.

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benmec 18

You can easily distract her with a good episode of Sponge Bob SquarePants!!! Or some My little Pony.... Nuff said.

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mrnuleef 7

As long as your 6 year old cousin isn't that creepy girl from the movie "Orphan" than you're good!

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HellisMyLife 0

That movie was creepy when I first saw it it was like 3 in the morning

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benmec 18

By cars OP meant a burro with a riding mariachi selling hot tamales.... They're everywhere!

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Special_Psycho 8

Could be worse. At least your boyfriend sin't using you to get closer to you mom or something.

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DarkestMadHatter 1

did you tell him about this?

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Pyapi 20

I wouldn't worry too much about it. She's just a kid, she'll eventually get over it. Plus, she won't be much competition for quite a few years.

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ellytoad 13

If he grows up to be a perverted old man with a mid-life crisis, she just might get her chance.

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