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By Nobody - 27/11/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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You deserved it 3 123

By logansowow - 25/08/2016 00:37

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

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By imatool - 27/07/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML

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By scared and alone - 13/03/2015 18:47 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

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You deserved it 2 923

By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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You deserved it 4 964

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 11:01

Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML

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You deserved it 96

By badadvise - 23/03/2012 04:05 - Mexico - Guadalajara

Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML

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You deserved it 2 587

By sad - 08/01/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

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You deserved it 4 180

By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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You deserved it 1 875

By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 08:00 - Korea, Republic of - Pyongtaek

Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML

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You deserved it 25 144

perdix 29

Saturday 28 November 2009 3:07

He ****** you both simultaneously. You financially and her literally. Or in the ass.

MissGreenT 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 2:34

ironic much?

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iHatemylife987 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 21:27

I saw that in a movie.

Grotesque 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 21:43

First Wives Club, anyone?

animedemons 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 0:24

faiiiiiiiiiil.

tattooed6 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 3:15

damn dude that sucks i would sue him and leave her

usedconfuz09 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 4:38

this definately sucks! women are worse then men sometimes!

ponderinglife 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 20:21

that sucks- but doesn't this post belong on fmywife.com?

joemk2012 0

Monday 30 November 2009 0:10

Sounds like you got a bad case of "shrink"age

FMLLOLL 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:52

OUCH!!!!....wat a bitch

mafi0 0

Monday 30 November 2009 3:05

I'm curious how you found out and what your reaction was?

Loveya448 0

Monday 30 November 2009 3:22

If you can't trust the marriage counselor, then who can you trust? Haha, FYL.

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