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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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You deserved it 3 123

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By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 462

You deserved it 12 096

By logansowow - 25/08/2016 00:37

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

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You deserved it 914

By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 841

You deserved it 1 875

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 128

You deserved it 105

By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 272

You deserved it 3 816

By Anonymous - 30/12/2008 04:34 - France

Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 453

You deserved it 31 541

By Divorcee - 15/07/2019 04:02

Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 539

You deserved it 260

Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 098

You deserved it 119

By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 08:00 - Korea, Republic of - Pyongtaek

Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 557

You deserved it 25 144

Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 040

You deserved it 4 118

Daboomboom 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:21

Sooooooo messed up, sorry op, pimp slap that hoe then dump her ass

jomo111 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:22

Well that's ironic.... Almost as mutch as printing flyers for saving trees

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tacozzbaby 5

Friday 27 January 2012 15:26

You jelly bro??

cynicaloptimist 3

Friday 27 January 2012 18:14

clearly, the guy is not doing his job properly. you need to fire him for his incompetence!

blackshaddy 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 9:31

Daaaaamn that's messed up I'm sorry

dlohoh978 8

Saturday 28 January 2012 15:22

Talk about the irony...

FMLman101 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 18:55

Damn man bitch slap her ass

TKrisha_fml 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 14:47

So now you show have an affair with ur divorce lawee

victoria0621 0

Monday 30 January 2012 7:41

kill them both, i hope i motivate u

c00lstuff1 5

Monday 6 February 2012 0:09

I'm drowning in irony. thats sucks bro.

93til 1

Thursday 9 February 2012 8:54

Like in Casino.

AJRENO 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 1:24

Oh the irony

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Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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You deserved it 4 683

Today, I was on my way home from a friend's house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know I was on my way. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML

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You deserved it 6 726

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Today, I was crossing back over the Mexico-US border. My mother-in-law got out of the car to go to the bathroom, since traffic was horrible. Two hours of worrying sick later, turns out she crossed the border without telling me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 315

You deserved it 818

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 347

You deserved it 47 115

Today, my friends were all talking about the first time they bought condoms. I can still remember the first time I bought them; in fact they are unopened and expired in my bedside table. FML

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You deserved it 6 389

Today, 2 years into our relationship, my boyfriend's parents still have no idea about me. FML

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You deserved it 4 612

Today, my nephew grabbed my balls to wake me up at 4 AM. FML

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You deserved it 170

Today, my husband yet again procrastinated on a project for so long, that he now has to work during the weekend. When I asked whether or not we could still spend some free time together, he started ranting about how I ruin his career. He seriously thinks it's about us and not his horrible planning skills. FML

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You deserved it 147

Same thing different taste

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

Told you so

Get over it

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