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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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Same thing different taste

By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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You deserved it 12 096

By logansowow - 25/08/2016 00:37

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

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You deserved it 914

By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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You deserved it 1 875

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

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You deserved it 105

By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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You deserved it 3 816

By Anonymous - 30/12/2008 04:34 - France

Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

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You deserved it 31 541

By Divorcee - 15/07/2019 04:02

Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML

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You deserved it 260

Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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You deserved it 119

By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 08:00 - Korea, Republic of - Pyongtaek

Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML

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You deserved it 25 144

Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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Daboomboom 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:21

Sooooooo messed up, sorry op, pimp slap that hoe then dump her ass

jomo111 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:22

Well that's ironic.... Almost as mutch as printing flyers for saving trees

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Trollin56 0

Monday 20 February 2012 13:28

Sucks!!! Now go make out with the next hot girl you see!

i_was_here498 0

Friday 13 April 2012 19:41

Wow! Well everything that happens in life is for a reason : /

MarsAbsur 1

Saturday 9 June 2012 16:29

Pimp slap that hoe then kick the other dudes ass dont be scared just do it! Lol

mrsmaglietta 6

Monday 20 August 2012 9:36

sounds like he wants to have a devils 3 way

Lucky7Samson 10

Saturday 13 April 2013 1:53

Hoes gon be hoes. Don't blame Tammie.

KBurns207 17

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:47

Beat him to a bloody pulp then take a shit in your wife's make up

jsrf 8

Saturday 2 April 2016 4:51

OP sorry for this but STACYS MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON!

icecreamisrad 13

Friday 3 April 2020 13:28

This is so ******. I’m sorry.

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Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML

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Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

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Today, I learned that some days you win, and some days you clean up skunk carcass with a snow shovel in the rain in formerly waterproof boots. FML

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Today, the traffic court judge didn't believe my three witnesses and two security cameras that proved I was innocent. He claimed a cop would never lie, and that the dashboard security cameras, which the cop brought in, were somehow edited by me. I was fined $1,000 and my license was suspended. FML

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Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML

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Today, I spent time with some of my extended family. To give you an idea of their pedigree, I overheard a daughter ask her mom, "Why did you name me Chanté?" The mom, "After the wine!" The daughter asked, "What wine?" and her mom replied, "You know, Chianti!" FML

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Today, the university bike permit that I'd ordered half a year ago finally arrived. Unfortunately, my bike was stolen months ago. FML

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Today, my boss claimed that I've been lying to get days off because apparently nobody can be so unlucky as to have three family members die within a month. I'm just that unlucky, and suspended. FML

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Same thing different taste

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

Told you so

Get over it

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