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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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You deserved it 12 096

By logansowow - 25/08/2016 00:37

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

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You deserved it 914

By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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Guilty feet have got no rhythm

By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

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You deserved it 105

By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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You deserved it 3 816

By Anonymous - 30/12/2008 04:34 - France

Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 453

You deserved it 31 541

By Divorcee - 15/07/2019 04:02

Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML

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You deserved it 260

Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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You deserved it 119

By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 08:00 - Korea, Republic of - Pyongtaek

Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 557

You deserved it 25 144

Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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Daboomboom 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:21

Sooooooo messed up, sorry op, pimp slap that hoe then dump her ass

jomo111 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:22

Well that's ironic.... Almost as mutch as printing flyers for saving trees

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pslcdsl 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 5:06

That's..... just messed up O_O

prettywoman2012 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 5:08

You have to be weary of anyone trying to help fix your relationship..your better off without her believe me!

BlAzEtHiS 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 5:20

He's tryin real hard to get your relationship back on track. He's getting her back alright.

OchoPrime 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 6:19

That's your fault. U let another man try an get YOUR relationship on track....if you want something changed, do it yourself....obviously he wanted it more than you....sorry to be blunt...life's a bit** sometimes

Sleepy_Hallow 7

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:49

That is what marriage counseling is for, you dumbass

bluevayero 42

Thursday 20 December 2012 23:39

it actually is a whole profession for this thing dude

pfx2_fml 15

Wednesday 25 January 2012 6:53

Sounds like he wasn't trying very hard..

DayAndNite 8

Wednesday 25 January 2012 6:55

First! Not really.

pfx2_fml 15

Wednesday 25 January 2012 6:56

Sounds like he wasn't trying very hard..

MissssLynn 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 6:58

LOL...

cutiejessica5 3

Wednesday 25 January 2012 7:11

Oh I'm sorry that sucks

greenmen 12

Wednesday 25 January 2012 7:18

Guess he doesn't want her either good luck with that.

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Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

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