By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
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WCARlover 34

Screw cheaters. Well...actually it looks like other guys have been. Sorry OP. :(

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ginger196 14

Well, this will make for an awkward dinnertime conversation

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schadenfreud 6

before you divorce her, blow any savings you may have on hookers

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Opinion_ 9

They are divorced. Read the fml again.

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Lil_Red777 21

@31 you're a twit. This is an FML because his wife has been cheating on him.

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badluckalex 23

blowing all his money on hookers would do absolutely nothing... op shouldnt stoop to his wifes level to get back at her

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sweetbliss3 37

hookers? who wants to be in this situation plus get some funny disease on top of it?

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candiicane 12

#17, that would screw him over for when he needs to rebuild his life. One night stands sure, but no money and a chance of STD's isn't the way to go.

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telli164 30

#31. I'm annoyed at the fact that you're the 4th or so person to say that.

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triplebeerox 27

#96 he is the only person saying it; he's said it at least three times and won't take no for an answer!

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nitrog100 21

Well, at least her infidelity gives you a huge advantage in divorce proceedings. You may walk away from this no worse for wear, save giving a piece of your heart to a worthless b**ch.

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rocker_chick23 27

Divorce the cheating bitch.

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Opinion_ 9

You are like the fifth person to say she is cheating. She wasn't, because they were divorced when she did it. Op said, she has had sex more the past 2 months than he did during their last year being married.

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rocker_chick23 27

He didn't use ex wife so I am not surprised people were confused.

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LegalLoitering 12

You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

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littlekellilee 45

It says in the last two months, not the past two months. Maybe you should spend less time berating people and more time reading.

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HeyTherexxx 21

32- So many people have already corrected you; please follow your own previous advice and read the FML again.

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foxwasalamb 24

67, at least 32 is consistent. points for something. even if hes wrong

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Adam5858 17

Divorce in 3...2...1...How did you findout

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dweeds508 24

Divorce her dude. You don't deserve that.

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Opinion_ 9

You are like the fifth person to say she is cheating. She wasn't, because they were divorced when she did it. Op said, she has had sex more the past 2 months than he did during their last year being married.

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buckdharma 36

For your sake I hope its good vibrations, and not the beach boys.

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