By Anonymous - 22/02/2012 19:55 - Canada

Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML
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Same thing different taste

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geod69 8

Must be a girl changed your wife's mind

skyeyez9 24

Your wife is an obnoxious Bitch! Pregnancy is no reason to act like that. Yes morning sickness (which can last 24/7 for months) sucks, moodiness, heartburn and all the other unpleasant symptoms suck, but she needs to put her big girl undies on and stfu and quit screaming.

skyeyez9 24

I had a miserable pregnancy. I didn't scream and verbally abuse my husband just because I was pregnant. Hormones are no excuse (you may feel like screaming, but you have freewill to not scream at people and keep that nasty shit to yourself). your mind is still the same and you dont become a different person, who suddenly decided to scream like a banshee over the smallest thing that doesn't go your way.

Well then he should be a big boy and deal with it too. He got her pregnant so he should be a big boy and not bitch about it!! She is going to have a much more miserable time than he is

MissHayleyJames 7

That's great that in your "miserable pregnancy" your hormones didn't make you act all crazy but for some women they DO and you CAN'T control them. Just get off your high horse because you were lucky. My stepsister has horrible hormones. With her daughter they were bad and when she gets her period they're bad so she has to take medication. Can't exactly do that when you're pregnant so there's no controlling them!

My wife was just as bad. The puking, the screaming, and God forbid, the cravings.

It's queue*... Cue for example is the pool stick to shoot pool.

digressions 13

"Cue" is correct. For example, "cue the lights" at the start of a play. Queue, for example, would be used for "I was waiting in the queue to check out my groceries." Thanks for trying, though!

aud_monster 2

It sounds like you should go on a lecture tour to public schools, tell your story to the kids, and pass out condoms.

mileyfan17 8