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By FMLer - 27/05/2011 20:57 - United States

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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By sexyhobbit - 12/07/2014 00:26 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2014 01:22 - United States - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML

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By C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

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By loserllamalick - 07/10/2013 14:32 - United States - Rochester

Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML

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By Humpday - 29/05/2016 21:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 09:26 - Vietnam

Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By glitterzebra - 09/10/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML

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By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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Saturday 28 May 2011 0:04

That's a hairy situation you've got yourself into.

futtbuck101 1

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:31

Start calling him hand solo 'cause he ain't getting some no more

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TritonB 4

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:01

ur discusting

bleepbloopthis 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:08

I'm a dude and my friends call me that all the time, and I can do the wookie yell.

Angelastic_fml 18

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:09

Start referring to all men who don't shave their legs as wookiees, or simply using the word 'wookiee' to mean 'man'.

FERNxEMO 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:14

ha that's fucken funny but ****** up at the same time

LindsyG 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:15

why would you stop shaving your legs..?

lilykgillett 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:18

then shave... freak...

babygirl1023 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:18

why the hell would you stop shaving your legs? did you run out of razors?

JesterMarcus 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:21

Well.........no shit Sherlock.

iLolAtYou9001 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:23

Shave them, idiot.

dummayy 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:27

haha..uhh hint hint SHAVEE!!

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