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By baconrash - 22/02/2010 21:43 - United States

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

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By ew - 04/10/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML

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By ugh - 01/10/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 19:11 - United States - Ontario

Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML

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By chuffberry - 19/04/2016 13:39 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2024 03:00 - United States - Cary

Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML

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Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML

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By DeepCleanAcne - 02/09/2017 20:00

Today, I found out that my intense acne is actually an allergic reaction to the "deep clean" product I've been using to reduce it. I've been using this product for the past ten years. Ten years of suffering through "acne" could have been easily avoided. FML

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By allergyface - 16/12/2009 03:34 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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Nice spread

By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 20:36 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML

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IScreamRawr 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:46

might want to see a doctor.

thinmint 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:03

what a bitch you are for assuming op is lazy. underarm acne is not a matter of being clean, it is a condition that requires specific tmt. I can't stand ppl like you.

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vvbrittxv 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:14

ewwwwww

cutthemooninhalf 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 3:09

i have the same problem. Ever since i started shaving in 6th grade. Its gross. I'm a dancer and my underarms are showing alot so its embaresing too. I got this stuff called witchhazel from walmart. Its 2 dollars. It works like magic.

stephylovex 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 22:19

use acutane u wnt have a zit on ur body ever again

haleyofneptune 1

Friday 13 August 2010 4:07

#282... DO NOT use accutane. it has serious and often fatal health risks. it also ***** up your brain.

letschat6 5

Thursday 14 October 2010 12:12

EWWW! acne on your arms!? >.<

cindayy77 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 14:13

I have acne on my back and slightly on my face... yeah, that doesn't beat severe acne on someones armpits, that must suck!

erica4830 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 7:17

eww..

XoMxcted 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 12:45

Ydi for posting this

ClaytonAwesome 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 2:58

Well Dern!

gionatorinc 5

Saturday 23 June 2012 4:38

Wouldnt that be a good thing that it was worse "under your arms" as opposed to on your face op?

scarymommabear1 9

Wednesday 28 October 2015 21:45

do you know how bad that shit hurts under your arms? really ******* bad.

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