Health: Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then... - FML

By baconrash - 22/02/2010 21:43 - United States

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

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By ew - 04/10/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML

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By ugh - 01/10/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 19:11 - United States - Ontario

Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML

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By chuffberry - 19/04/2016 13:39 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML

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Clean up

By Anonymous - 19/01/2024 03:00 - United States - Cary

Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML

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By Bec99 - 19/04/2020 17:00

Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML

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By DeepCleanAcne - 02/09/2017 20:00

Today, I found out that my intense acne is actually an allergic reaction to the "deep clean" product I've been using to reduce it. I've been using this product for the past ten years. Ten years of suffering through "acne" could have been easily avoided. FML

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Freaked out

By allergyface - 16/12/2009 03:34 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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Nice spread

By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 20:36 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML

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IScreamRawr 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:46

might want to see a doctor.

thinmint 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:03

what a bitch you are for assuming op is lazy. underarm acne is not a matter of being clean, it is a condition that requires specific tmt. I can't stand ppl like you.

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buttonface 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:35

Ydi for being a greasy teenager.

sexy_cali_girl 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:35

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Tuesday 23 February 2010 6:51

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barca01 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 14:46

are you from Cali??

droppintacos 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:46

yeah bro!

mikosquak 6

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:52

that is utterly disgusting

nickforthewin 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:04

so is your picture

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Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:54

I don't think you should really be sharing that...

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Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:57

#38 wrestling is just an excuse for guys to grab each other. so just do us all a favor

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:41

And keep wrestling, because the guy-on-guy action is HAWT!!! LOL

STEREOSCOPIC 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:01

that's straight up nasty!

korcagirl1 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:05

ew. your nasty.

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Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:06

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Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:07

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boatkicker 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:08

You didn't click man or woman. I've heard going on the pill is supposed to help, when nothing else will, but obviously that wouldn't be the best course of action if you're a guy. All the rest of the possible treatments I can think of, have already been mentioned. No need for me to list them again.

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