Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked... - FML

By Username - 02/08/2011 06:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By IrisKitty - 18/08/2015 07:07 - United States - Englewood

Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By yayme. - 11/07/2013 22:26 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

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By laundry day again... - 08/09/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML

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By myeyesburn - 28/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 13:38 - United States - Hudson Falls

Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML

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By charlieg9 - 30/08/2013 12:33 - United States - East Meadow

Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML

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317theterrible 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 16:03

Wish i had ur grandpa

BADDiam 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 16:03

Cool grandpa you have there.

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vivace9259 4

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:28

Oh WoOoW

macsterfun 3

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:59

It all started with the right hand...

macsterfun 3

Wednesday 3 August 2011 1:03

And pendatik, Boners may not be your father, but I am.

maddieluvsyou 3

Wednesday 3 August 2011 1:50

hahahaha

natskie 7

Wednesday 3 August 2011 2:05

He might be losing his mind a bit!! Old people do that sometimes. It's actually really sad. :(

lov3me007 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 2:15

Hahahahahahahahahaaaahahahahahahahah

Zaffro 8

Wednesday 3 August 2011 2:28

I think this post is more suited to trueLAD than FML.

justbigbs 6

Wednesday 3 August 2011 2:29

On the bright side it isn't your grandma, can you imagine someone saying " I saw your grandma naked", at least with you grandpa you can say " did you see my grandpa balls? LOL

NcredibadTay 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 2:44

Lololol

AmethystRain 20

Wednesday 3 August 2011 2:54

Quit your bitching, your grandpa is cool as hell.

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