Health: Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has...

By suckstobefat - 22/01/2012 06:10 - Canada

Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML

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By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

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By fatty - 17/11/2014 21:05 - United States - Gloucester

Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML

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By zephyrgk - 02/09/2013 01:15 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML

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By Fatty - 28/12/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

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By Pelly - 23/06/2016 10:26 - Belgium - Kasterlee

Today, my grandma told everyone I'm using steroids and amphetamines, all because she mistook my protein powder and vitamin pills for drugs. FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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By TheHam - 05/09/2019 18:00 - Sweden

Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 15:14 - United States

Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML

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By cuntingbitchofawhore - 06/02/2016 03:11 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML

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Sunday 22 January 2012 12:30

Put a couple of Viagra pills in his coffee before he goes to work in the morning.

dulayole 6

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:26

At least you might have lost weight

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spala 2

Monday 23 January 2012 2:32

U lose weight or u still a fat bitch?

fredman0000 6

Monday 23 January 2012 3:08

He was looking out for you keep taking the pills

curly1022 1

Monday 23 January 2012 3:24

Hey I'd say that means he cares and didn't want to hurt your feelings!

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 23 January 2012 3:37

Fake a heart attack

rockvixen 0

Monday 23 January 2012 4:05

well did they work?

nosraclizetti 0

Monday 23 January 2012 4:18

maybe it was a vitamin... B12?

hateevryone 14

Monday 23 January 2012 4:52

well that's sneaky of him.

iloveshim 14

Monday 23 January 2012 4:55

Did it work?

Fmlsea 28

Monday 23 January 2012 5:42

What couldn't he say something to u about it

doglover339 4

Monday 23 January 2012 5:49

What I don't understand is how op never noticed what her dad was giving her like won't u have ever looked when he got them from their container or something?

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