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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I found out that the gentle, adorable oral surgeon who took out my wisdom teeth last year was recently arrested for rape. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By pain in my gums - 27/02/2017 11:30 - Canada - St. John's

Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML

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By Vxale - 29/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

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By NOIDIDNOT - 19/11/2012 06:21 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2013 21:29 - United States - Beloit

Today, I went for a checkup after having recently been fitted with dental implants. The oral surgeon I chose was supposedly the best in the area, but it turns out that he inserted the implants at the wrong angle. Now I have to have further surgery to correct it. FML

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The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 16:13 - United States

Today, I got a root canal. It wouldn't have been that bad if the dentist hadn't performed it on the wrong tooth. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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doughertyz 1

Saturday 3 December 2011 12:05

Not quite sure how this affects your current being.....

kaplan_reject 5

Saturday 3 December 2011 12:03

Don't be quick to judge. Accusations are often more damaging than the crime.

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Bullheard 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 20:14

wow

NoDontFML 2

Saturday 3 December 2011 20:19

Omg! But F his life!

katiekarnif 9

Saturday 3 December 2011 21:06

be grateful you arent one of his victims.. f his life.

huh_what 4

Saturday 3 December 2011 22:06

Seriously, who clicked YDI? That's just mean.

bradcrownz22 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 22:07

I dont get why ur saying FML... :/

jenn_and_art 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 23:10

Maybe it was oral sex rape :3

rotarbiv 7

Saturday 3 December 2011 23:49

Wasn't this a Seinfeld episode?

sabrinaFML 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 0:28

Who knows wat he did to ur mouth D:

alissabetancourt 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 0:58

LAWL.

KnucklesDeep 5

Sunday 4 December 2011 1:04

Your dentist was arrested and you think this qualifies as an entry here? You've led a very sheltered life if you think is such a big deal. Now, if you're a woman and he was your gynecologist, this might warrant being here.

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