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By mommy - 14/03/2010 20:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML

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By newdad - 06/09/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML

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By queenofthegypsys - 01/03/2020 23:00

Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML

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By parenting_failure - 20/03/2011 16:10 - France

Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML

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By reconnect - 27/12/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML

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By poked - 06/03/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

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Heads up

By nobueno - 06/09/2021 23:01

Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 23:00

Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By debiebs - 29/12/2015 12:04 - Brazil - Salvador

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

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Thanks for reminding me

By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 18:00

Today, my son's school called and made a comment about only calling me because my wife didn’t answer her phone. My wife is dead. It’s in his record that his mom is dead, and yet they still tried to call her before me, because I suppose dads aren’t real parents like moms are. FML

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elusivepoison 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:31

ouch :( what a terrible father

erp47 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:31

this fml leaves many questions unanswered

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WtfLoser 13

Monday 15 March 2010 2:00

To people who say this isn't supposed to be the mom's FML, bullshit .. :( This is her little darling, her lil son .. It's an FML to both of them here .. She loves him and wants the father to love him back and show it too .. So hush .. & Chin up huns (:

ziggyeye 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:01

I'm sorry about your kid

mirkayscar 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:08

awww 15, that's ****** up!!! hahaha

LexiLuv13 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:09

ok thats sad ... your husband is a complete asshole ... i feel bad for you :(

nessalujin 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:12

I would cut off communication at that point. Juss sayin'.

pajamurao 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:14

@redbluegreen- the kids life is still messed because he has to be raised like that

deathcab7 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:15

15. thats messed uppp.

ipwnallmen 10

Monday 15 March 2010 2:22

thats effed up but so funny in a screwed up way

FMLrockzdude 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:27

btw can your son send me a energy drink on mobstars 2 and a bee hive on wild ones??? lol

TAKERofLIFE 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:31

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