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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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By slut - 29/08/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

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By branded - 14/05/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 22:00

Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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By Tise81 - 22/06/2019 14:00 - Netherlands - Drachten

Today, my 18-year-old son got his first tattoo. I would have loved it, if it wasn't a text on his hand with a glaring spelling mistake in it. FML

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By figures - 29/11/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

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By bananamuffin - 30/03/2012 19:13 - United States

Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML

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By thats_not_good - 28/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML

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Jess_Love 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:50

sorry but ydi... always triple check it... but i doubt the guys seeing it will care :P

LloydChristmas 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:59

Even worse when you can't spell tattoo. FAIL x2

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PutDownTheGun 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 2:10

Tramp Stamp FAIL. I hope you didn't write the phrase out for the guy, because if you did, you're a ******* dumbass.

glostik 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 2:25

Fail.

emolilyx 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 2:27

haha I bet you're that bitch with the 'sweet pee' tramp stamp that's been circulating the internet.

sd_fan46 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 3:01

gotta love publik skool edumacation.

mummy_45 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 3:54

Haha the only tattoo I have is my son's name "Ashton" on my (upper) back - the tattooist, who was a real pisstaker, knew it was my first one and that I was really picky and wanted it to be perfect, so when he finished he said "ahh... I'm sure little Ashley will love this!" Of course, I knew he hadn't put the wrong name on because I had seen the stencil, but it still made my heart stop for a second!

myfriendjill 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 4:04

Wow, I had the BIGGEST brain fart on this one.. I thought you meant the phrase: "I got tattooed on my back" was misspelled.. Then I realized.. your tattoo's misspelled... Damn.. Now you've got a permanent mistake. lmao.

mkb_fml 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 4:05

chi-tonw? http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=5192989

Ducati45 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 4:19

You can it tatooed over you know, fix it! Could be worse, could be the southern cross tattoo!

portablecupid 3

Wednesday 7 October 2009 6:01

misspelled tramp stamp.... classy.

JulzKay 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 6:18

What kind of lousy tattoo artist doesn't show the client the stencil first? o_O

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