Cant steal a girl bro or own one. Girls hate that shit

A- If your wife is that trashy, be glad she's gone. =========== B- everyone knows that hiring a pool boy is a bad idea, for a million reasons. They are as follows: 1- Everyone knows the stereotype porno. And everyone knows girls want to do what everyone else is doing. If all hot babes **** the pool boy? They want to **** the pool boy too, or else they feel they "aren't hot enough". Girl logic is ridiculous, but there you have it. 2- Girls assume that pool boys must be great in bed and have 10 inch dongs, since "all the girls want the pool boys so they must be great in bed". Actual quote from a girl I was chilling with when we saw this. Once again... girl logic? Retarded, completely illogical, unfair when it shouldn't be, but it is what it is. 3- Having a boy clean your pool for you makes you seem less manly by comparison (to the woman). Since women automatically think a pool boy is manly and sexy (see: all the porno stereotypes), they think that the pool boy must be tougher than you and manlier than you, since you are "too weak to clean your own pool and have to have some stronger man do it". ...They see you as this sort of old, fat, lazy fart, too lazy to tend to your own damn pool, and that's a turn off to them. So they run to the pool boy. 4- Simply put: The pool boy is home to keep her company, when you are not. The pool boy's d*ck isnt as tired from work, as you are. The pool boy is erotic and younger. Since you're at work, she isn't going to get caught (unless she decides to leave you, as your wife unfortunately did). Therefore, she will often go for him, cuz hey why not right? The worst that can happen is she doesn't enjoy the experience, it's not like she plans on telling you either way. (Trust me: NO women tell men when they cheat unless they get caught. MEN feel guilt more often than women do. TRUST ME. Men feel it about 40% of the time... women maybe 15% of the time IF THAT. All 3 of these stereotypes, plus the common sense of #4, combine to **** you over too many times to make having a pool boy or any type of gardener, male service guy, etc worth it!

Which was harder to cope with?

That's funny. I was thinking he stole your wife before i actually read that he did!!

U have no life

all those things can be replaced. especially the wife.

Think of your stuff as a down payment on getting rid of a cheating doushbag

It's always the pool boy... Just like in the movies!!

There are some things money can't buy. And for the rest, there's MasterCard.

Time for an ass kicking