By mypoolisstilldirty - 16/02/2012 16:26 - Australia

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet, and my wife. FML
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Brannie 4

this is why watching **** is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.

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zingline89 18

Pool boys always know how to get a girl wet.

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olpally 32

Giggity giggity goo, he he, alright!! :D

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abbey321 8

I'm sure he dis by now if he stole OP's wife

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5HT2A 5

19- yup... That'll sure solve everything

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hateevryone 14

and why is he still working for you?

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daisyismydog 3

Obviously not anymore

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NBL_fml 8

Did you call the police for the nonhuman stolen things?

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thewife5 19

It's the wife's property also, not much he can do about it.

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Mekeritrig 15

Sleeping with the pool boy is such a cliche. Having a pool boy is a cliche. Having a pool is a cliche. I realise this is probably not helping but it's not meant to.

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imgonnabtheonly1 6

I think you don't understand what being cliche is--- (overused saying or expression) sleeping with the pool boy is more of a stereotype about the job... You should stop using big words to sound sophisticated :-/ lol

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ThecomingofTan 9

76- Since when is cliche a big word?

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Linkerdoodles 15

76, I'm pretty sure that 'stereotype' is a bigger word than 'cliché'. Just saying.

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rachel_potter 13

If you think this is a stereotype, then I don't think you know what that means.

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Pelreskovich 11

There is a pool boy stereotype for a reason, unfortunately you were the victim of it. :(

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LouisianaBob 9

You should have hired a pool man not a pool boy. Integrity is learned with age.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Call the cops for the items stolen. Ask yourself what would a biker gang member do about the wife?

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McMan 23

Wow, you think he would've done a better job at cleaning your pool considering he cleaned you out. FYL

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