Love, Cheating, Thief and Swimming pool: Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me...

By mypoolisstilldirty - 16/02/2012 16:26 - Australia

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet, and my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 14:00

Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML

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By lauren - 08/07/2010 04:51 - United States

Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML

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By Pissed - 28/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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By skiergal98 - 18/08/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 21:40 - Canada - Markham

Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML

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By katie_sadface - 15/10/2012 02:19 - Canada

Today, I learned why so much money has been missing from my credit card account. My boyfriend stole it, and has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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You deserved it 3 056

By thisistypical - 14/09/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML

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You deserved it 3 075

By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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Thursday 16 February 2012 18:52

does he wear a speedo?

Brannie 4

Thursday 16 February 2012 18:56

this is why watching **** is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.

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guerillazinsuits 1

Thursday 16 February 2012 20:10

**** your wife for leaving you. Bitches these days.

rabbittboi 18

Thursday 16 February 2012 22:27

... are sometimes as bad as the bastards they marry...

SaMmIMonster96 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 22:54

78- very true, you make a wonderful point. It isn't only the women

melrose90210 10

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:19

This is what I tell my boyfriend every day.

itsBEEarOHseekay 12

Thursday 16 February 2012 20:12

OJ? That you?

zoecw 14

Thursday 16 February 2012 20:14

Fail..

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 16 February 2012 20:24

The comment you made was a fail...

cat2589 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 20:20

He took ur wife? I thought that was a good thing.., ;) lol

iamg 1

Thursday 16 February 2012 20:22

Damn, your wife must be hot! Pool boy with her, that's hot. Can we see her pic?

rachel_potter 13

Friday 17 February 2012 0:12

You sure are one creepy guy...

Mikmeister 3

Thursday 16 February 2012 20:27

Dinkelberg...

momo1972 3

Thursday 16 February 2012 20:47

Damn, what kind of laptop?

ravenxcorvinus 9

Thursday 16 February 2012 20:55

you gotta watch out for them pool-boy's OP..

ravenxcorvinus 9

Thursday 16 February 2012 20:58

damn. somebody's already thought of my comment :( lol

datgamerchick 14

Thursday 16 February 2012 21:09

Noah Puckerman, is that you?

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Today, my jobless husband wants to buy the latest iPhone. His current phone is in good condition, except that he has a 1000 apps on it slowing it down. We're also in deeply crushing debt from all his bad financial decisions from his severely loss-making business. FML

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Today, while lifeguarding, I slipped and fell from my chair and onto the cement. Embarrassed and actually quite hurt, I tried to climb back up to the chair, but it tipped. I fell half onto the cement half into the pool, just before the chair landed on top of me. FML

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Today, I've had a cold for over a week, and I've been coughing so hard, I bruised my ribs. I'm also 8 months pregnant. Guess where my son likes to kick me. FML

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Today, my 35 year-old sister, who has no job or life, came downstairs and told me she knows I can hear her thoughts. FML

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Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML

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Today, while at the drive-thru at Sonic, they told me they were out of mozzarella sticks. I shed actual tears. I’m not even pregnant. FML

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

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