By mypoolisstilldirty - 16/02/2012 16:26 - Australia

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet, and my wife. FML
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Brannie 4

this is why watching **** is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.

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KatieKupcake4195 9

He cleans a giant hole filled with water, OP. It doesn't get any better than that. Nah, I'm just kidding. FYL man :( I'm so sorry about all that happened

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imacatcher 10

Never hire a pool boy (or a gardener).... They always do it with your wife.

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j4ym4n 2

Didn't know people were possessions. Last time I checked people have free will to do what they want. Maybe this is why you can't have a wife anymore

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matt_mcg 2

You're a moron. He doesn't mean stolen in a literal sense, its a figure of speech. But by your logic, free will makes it ok for her to cheat on her husband with the pool boy then?

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SpeakOutLoud 1

Haven't you learned from Glee never to trust pool boys like Puck who are into cougars??? ;D

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shuttershades99 0

Typical story. Wife leaves for the pool boy, YDI for not seeing it coming.

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perdix 29

On the bright side, he was probably cheaper than a divorce lawyer! :D

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Midwest 5

It seems you were to concerned about the pool than you were your wife, but then again if she left you for the pool boy she mustn't have good taste in men.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Dirty pool and wife.

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eilselivery 0

i'm so sorry...everyone knows the stereotype about pool boys! they're never a good thing. :(

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Donniehw 5

First, punch him in the face for takin your laptop... Then shake his hand for stealin your wife cuz she obviously had/has other things better to do( like your pool boy ) and you can score way better than her anyway... Last, pay him double for cleaning the pool and tell him to get out of there and never come back . (btw the double pay is so he doesn't file a lawsuit on you for punchin him in the face)

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