Love: Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped... - FML

By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By toothbreaker - 21/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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By horribleawfulnogoodverybadweek - 15/11/2019 05:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML

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By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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FFML_314 11

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:01

Did you break the rest?

ThereIsNoFork 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:07

Wow what a fail at kissing. What the hell did he do? Smile like this :D and then go in for it?

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XDJxEKOX 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:25

Lol horrible kisser then

Pro_Nothing 9

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:26

Break the remaining teeth FYL

rwctkd95 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:27

give him all matching ones

persephone13 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:29

I'm assuming OP means he chipped a tooth kissing another girl WHILE dating her? Y'know, because if this happened before her...suck it up, woman!

TiffanyBlews27 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:30

Dump his ass after you break the rest of his teeth. Or maybe even break his nose!

lemony_fml 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:36

How the hell is he kissing?! Clearly he's not doing it right.

WeaponsOfMassDDD 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:38

A guy once chipped his tooth while trying to undo my front-clipped bra with his teeth. I started laughing uncontrollably... he still never got it off and of course he got no further than that hahaha.

free2speak 14

Sunday 5 September 2010 20:41

no wonder he chipped his tooth, he was probably distracted by your unbelievably huge bosom.

ShadowPunkChick 1

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:48

He either has some pretty weak teeth or that was some violent kiss..

_Ama_Lia_V_ 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:59

How Did You Figure That Out ? xD Lmfao

lovesteph3523 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 17:06

soo did you break up with him?

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