By Pimpleeater - 20/12/2011 07:45 - New Zealand

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML
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ajmacrae 5

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! I just threw up in my lecture when I read that

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keshaforever1 14

YDI for not teaching your own child manners :I

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tinysocks 11

That may be the single grossest thing i have ever read.

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Parazad 16

How did you find out?

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MeMareeh 0

Lock his ass out of the kitchen. When he complains about being hungry tell him to feed on his nasty shoulders.

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bubo_fml 10

"Son, from now on, you're the official family taste tester!"

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ZDK5498 6

take away any social resource! like computer access and his phone! home school that little asshole! empty out his room and most of all never let it by the food EVER again. you could get sick by getting his oily poors and bacteria in your system. I hate you kid and I dont even know him! discipline that little rat!

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veritoswty6 14

Gross..! That's beyond disgusting. Teach him manners the good way or the other.. Yuck!

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