Gross and Kids: Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops...

By Pimpleeater - 20/12/2011 07:45 - New Zealand

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

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By imblue42 - 24/06/2015 05:16 - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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By beya - 31/08/2009 22:05 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML

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By George Saunders - 21/03/2012 04:06 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

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By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By Sadmom - 14/09/2016 02:15 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, I found out that my son thinks it's acceptable to use words like "on fleek" in high school level essays. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 10:45 - Canada

Today, I was wondering why my home smelled so weird, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to eat throughout the house. How did I find out? No one else in this family leaves half eaten spinach all over my underwear drawer. FML

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By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

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Dirty rice

By Dirtyrice - 24/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my 8-year-old son decided to make some rice for lunch. When we had it, I noticed a horrid gritty taste. It turns out, he puts dirt in the rice to make "Dirty Rice". FML

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By lalanon - 03/04/2009 05:16 - Australia

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

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By amaze - 25/06/2019 02:30

Today, I discovered just how picky my son is. In addition to understandably not eating vegetables, he also doesn’t eat chicken fingers, pizza, or ice cream, along with several other foods I assumed all kids love. FML

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MorningGranite 3

Tuesday 20 December 2011 11:56

Thats.....gross

ajmacrae 5

Tuesday 20 December 2011 11:58

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! I just threw up in my lecture when I read that

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needsagf14 12

Wednesday 21 December 2011 6:55

Bon appetite!

Airman1988 9

Wednesday 21 December 2011 6:57

time to give him up for adoption lol just kidding

InsanishDanish 10

Wednesday 21 December 2011 7:03

Oh my god, that is nasty. Ew ew ew.

lowie89 7

Wednesday 21 December 2011 7:26

Eww!! Your son is a freak!!

brick_man33 14

Wednesday 21 December 2011 7:50

just see it as truffle shavings, gives the food an extra zing to it.

santel_fml 8

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:33

How disgusting

pulore 3

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:30

Just threw up in my mouth a little!

samsea 5

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:57

Time to get rid of the bastard.

alxkls 4

Wednesday 21 December 2011 10:54

Time to legalize abortion.

RomanBeauty 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 11:09

Time to send him back!

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