By Pimpleeater - 20/12/2011 07:45 - New Zealand

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML
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ajmacrae 5

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! I just threw up in my lecture when I read that

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Savra_fml 17

Next time he takes a bite out of a gherkin, look at him, wink and say "you don't even want to know where that has been"

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EvilLilCupcake 10

That wasn't pepperonis on your pizza... But in all seriousness, this is beyond disgusting!

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thiscrazything 1

Time to teach the kid a serious lesson. That is really disgusting.

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Daydreemdie 0

Um.. What's wrong with this comment?

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Everything.

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Sudnifisent 5

Wow! What great advice! Then OP can get him back by being an embarrassment for a parent! ...no

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Pentium_4 27

i was shooting for a record amount of negative thumbs

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bobbycorwen 5

Negative thumbs up? That doesn't make sense.

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ewputthataway 0

My curiosity frequently makes me click buried closet. This idiotic comment taught me my lesson.

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Pentium_4 27

it's hilarious how serious people take these FML's and their comments lol

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YourBuddyElmo 5

It's amazing how "joke" dumb comments tell you a lot about the poster...

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beautious19 8

Troll. That's what you are.

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tweetbaby14 18

107, the only reason you claimed to post that for the negative votes is because you saw people voting it down any way.... You tried to be funny, no one found you to be funny, you claimed that was supposed to be a lame comment, and now I'm making a list. Don't say this was also something you were hoping for because that, my friend, would make you a dirty liar or a psychic.

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nissanman_fml 16

Pentium 4, huh? I bet my old Pentium 4 can destroy yours. Let the CPU wars begin!

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DanielleTheOne 3

That is completely demented. I would lock him in his room during meals and feed him outside. That is seriously dirty!

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luvliidee21 5

It's definately time to teach him a lesson! maybe a drop kick will do :-)

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