Intimacy: Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she...

By fmlskank93 - 01/09/2010 11:10 - Australia

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:14 - United States - Athens

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom - Dewsbury

Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML

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Reasonable

By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML

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The Wire

By whorica139 - 02/09/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML

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By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

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Back to reality

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 18:02 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By Nobody - 17/10/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML

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PolishHammer 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 16:03

Wow umm I'd kill her

ImaCanuck 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 16:05

Ew.... how old is your dad and friend? sounds kind of pedo.

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tpike1296 11

Wednesday 1 September 2010 18:45

He's a big pile of FILF!! and she's a DFIF (Daughters friend I've ******)! I know...that was a fail!

fcbarca123 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 18:48

wow that sucks

ScaryyMary 14

Wednesday 1 September 2010 18:50

"American Beauty" much? Did they leave rose petals everywhere? EDIT: Someone already made an American Beauty joke. Damn. :[

Lizz7 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 18:51

Modified Electra Complexxxx. . . . O_o

Lizz7 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 18:51

Modified Electra Complexxxx. . . . O_o

Lizz7 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 18:52

Modified Electra Complexxxx. . . . O_o

RVCA_fml 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 18:53

money shot on ur sheets

tjgreen 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 18:53

I agree with everyone who said ******* sick!! dads a legend, friends a ****. heaps of guys my age do mums what's the difference...

uroborous 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 18:58

wow major comgrats to yer dad! how old is your friend?

randomlover 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 18:59

hahahahahahahaha!!! DILF!! you got dilf juice all over your bed now that's ******* hilarious they should have a ******* hilarious button up here, but anyway just call the po po on your dad for statutory rape on your friend and that will settle everything