By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Masochistic 0

What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

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skyeyez9 24

drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

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udonttouchme 0

121 FTW u better hope he wasnt playing pac-man he would probably put one in your mouth for every ghost he killed :O lol

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talikarni 0

YDI for staying with a sick bastid of a guy

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ImaBmyLonurTees 0

that's ****** up. sounds like something Buffalo Bill would do

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xzomgashley 0

I agree with #24. I'm sorry. FYL :/ Sosososo weird.

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xXDBoy7170Xx 0

i bet he was playing MW2

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twix_17 0

you really need to do something about your boyfriend. that's disgusting!! :/

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