By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Masochistic 0

What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

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skyeyez9 24

drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

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RainbowPoof 2

FYL. That's disgusting. Wait until he's asleep, then grab his Xbox and beat him with it a few times. >:D

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vrock 0

HOW does the op deserve this? comon people!

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Jumpman14 0

how many achievements did he unlock? haha

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Styna_fml 0

wth? I hope you punched him in the nuts or something to show him how much you appreciated it.

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acinom 3

WTF I would break up with him, he must not like you to much if he's putting his pubes in your mouth while you sleep.

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