By Hm - 08/02/2010 04:03 - United States

Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
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You deserved it 4 011
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Reynard12 0

Well, at least you know for a fact that the next one will be much, much better.

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SIMRRF 0

Oh wow, first off I'm sorry for you. Now that that's out of the way, here is my advice; tell your husband you want a chance to win him back and that you bought a new massage oil and were hoping to give him a wild night of sex. Then, get the "oil" and glue his wanger when it's really small to the nearest body part, and then make it really big. :] And THEN, you can tell him 'who's the gullible bitch now?' >:}

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Jerryeleni 0

omg i love it! lol hillarious but ouch :o

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Feverrotes 15

He should be put on trial for committing acts of sin towards womanhood.

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tc710 0

because everyone who's being cheated on can suss it out in an instant can't they

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Nagamori 0

What a cad. Not only a liar, oathbreaker and cheat, he won't even admit responsibility for his wrongdoings. As if you made him cheat! It was a conscious decision on his part. While revenge might be satisfying, my advice is to get the help of a lawyer. Do not sink to his level unless you are certain you can get away with it, because he has different standards for himself than everyone else, and he will try to hold you responsible for anything you do. Typical sociopath behavior.

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intensitive 11

Agreed. This is a good example of being blinded by love. I'm pretty sure this guy was a jack ass before the marriage and she just chose to overlook it or was truly blinded by love.

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alexFYL 11

It's usually helpful for me when someone else points out the faults of my soon-to-be-ex. It puts you into the anger phase faster. :)

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Malinkrot 3

While other teens her age are out having meaningful and fufilling lives, snickerdoodles sits hunched over in her dark and lonely room, trying to seem high and mighty on the internet to raise her painfully low self esteem. I would be miserable too if I was 16 and had no life other than FML.

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hijueputa 0

@35- You are such a hypocrite, not only do we listen to your take on other FMLs, but we endure your constant futile attempts to put people down by constantly pointing out every single little grammatical mistake or spelling error, being by accident or ignorance, let people be and concentrate on being a better person, maybe your life will stop being so fecking miserable. Grow up little girl!

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null_fml 11

If not for opinions on the FML and the people in it, or advice relating to the OP's situation... what the hell DO you think the comment section is for, #35? Just posting "first" and trolling?

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babybubz 0

LOL @ 48 it's so true. she's a very annoying child ..just seeing her picture irritates me.. cuz I know the comment next to it is something stupid.

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intensitive 11

Alright. Take it easy. 16-year-olds today have no online couth, and none of you are setting a particularly good example.

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Malinkrot 3

Last time I checked, it was the parents jobs to set good examples, not random people on the internet.

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intensitive 11

And clearly, the parents of said random people failed.

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zippit09 0

Can't be bothered to look through any previous posts but, in this instance at least, you deserved it.

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Maddoctor 10

Oh trust me, her previous posts are just as annoying/rude. And this is why people my age get a bad rap for being so immature when it comes to the internet. Tsk tsk...at least when I post a bitchy comment it's in response to someone who's already being bitchy towards the OP, not innocent by-standers...

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alya_fml 0

divorce that man ***** and find a better one.

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PandaFlavoured 0

He's obviously not the love of your life, then. :|

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Shnoodle_fml 0

Go away snickerdoodles. Nagamori was just offering some advice.

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alexFYL 11

Or maybe he didn't, but in that case there'd be nothing but her own stuff to take.

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