By Anonymous - 02/05/2014 14:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You'd rather he was wanking like a gibbon?? *Parenting five*

Follow up story? I'm actually curious why he wants streamers out of toilet paper...

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Haha! Let him know that he can only use the streamer TP to wipe his butt :)

Make him use those scraps to wipe his ass for the next 2 weeks. Unorthodox Parenting FTW

Like a gibbon... Lol! Boys will be boys I guess, who knows why they do the stuff they do. I'm sure he has a good reason in his own mind.

sparty48910 5

Last time I checked, girls ********** too.

Yes we do. But what does that have to do with anything I said? Nothing.

whatwhatindayeah 11

Maybe he's saving up the streamers for some kind of upcoming prank or one hell of a home/nest for his hamster. Ask him.

Geez. That would be A LOT of wanking.

Eating toilet paper was definitely on "My Strange Addiction". Maybe...? Just a thought.

my 2 year old brother eats toilet paper.....