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By dude i am so sorry - 19/09/2016 19:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I found out what happens when you sleep with a girl your chemistry major friend likes. He put silver nitrate in my body wash and shampoo. I look like I survived an explosion in a Sharpie factory. He says it'll come off "in a few days". FML

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By CandlesSuck - 02/11/2009 03:44 - Canada

Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 20 September 2016 11:56

Ugh. That's just being an irresponsible chemist, and an abuse of knowledge. Small amounts of silver nitrate are an annoyance, but every chemical has its dangers.

askullnamedbilly 33

Tuesday 20 September 2016 11:53

Well, OP, I'd say the prank wars have just begun. Get him back, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

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TheHcwalker 20

Tuesday 20 September 2016 22:28

Never have sex unless you're married

Gray_Kitty 6

Wednesday 21 September 2016 0:31

I'm pretty sure silver nitrate is expensive af. Your friend must have been super pissed at you.

JStevo 11

Wednesday 21 September 2016 1:08

Apparently you all seem to forget the OP was the original bad friend when he slept with a girl he knew his mate liked

DoomedGemini 37

Wednesday 21 September 2016 22:50

Or a girl he liked? Is only one friend allowed to like someone at a time? And why do none of you care about the person of interests feelings? She could really like op, but because some creepy ass possessive ****** she might not like at all she should be turned down? Even if op also has feelings for her?

bluerara9122 7

Wednesday 21 September 2016 1:32

You totally deserved that, you're a garbo friend

kaitlyntonner 8

Wednesday 21 September 2016 2:32

I mean, if you knew that he liked her beforehand than that's a jerk move on your part & I would have to say that you deserve it. If you didn't and he informed you after you slept with her, then it's not your fault and you definitely don't deserve to look like you suffered through an explosion at a sharpie factory. I'm not going to lie this is hilarious either way though.

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 21 September 2016 6:49

Silver nitrate. That could have been terribly dangerous.

elainebarish 8

Wednesday 21 September 2016 6:51

Silver nitrate and water is what is used to cauterize wounds, in quantity you would have severe chemical burns right now (coming from somebody who has had their nose and hand cauterized, it is not fun).

RogueWarrior869 23

Wednesday 21 September 2016 9:37

I would report this to the person in charge at your school and/or the chemistry teacher. This could have been a lot worse off than it was and is an abuse of knowledge and chemicals. I get it sucks for him from his point of view, but this was a dangerous way to react.

paige_g2013 16

Wednesday 21 September 2016 13:52

Yikes. Sorry op! I can understand him being frustrated with you for that (I've had my fair share of friends sleep with guys I liked) but we were able to settle it as adults with conversation. Hopefully for your sake it does come off soon! I think he took that WAY too far.