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By dude i am so sorry - 19/09/2016 19:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I found out what happens when you sleep with a girl your chemistry major friend likes. He put silver nitrate in my body wash and shampoo. I look like I survived an explosion in a Sharpie factory. He says it'll come off "in a few days". FML

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By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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By itsbeenalongday - 27/09/2015 16:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was taking a long, relaxing, hot bath with my girlfriend after a long day. She had fallen asleep in my arms and everything was perfect - until I noticed the water around us had started turning yellow as she pissed herself in her sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

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By Anonyme - 27/03/2015 09:50 - France - Laill

Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML

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By Oops - 27/08/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML

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Trash the lot

By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 16:00

Today, I was sleeping with my girlfriend on my parents' bed naked, just to wake up to find out she got her period, on fresh, new sheets they bought the other day. As I finished scrubbing it and cleaning, she accidentally left a burning cigarette on the sheets so now it has a burn hole too. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2017 00:30

Today, I've been sleeping with my drug dealer from high school who I still buy pot from for the past week. He made me go down on him a few days ago and he smelled funny but I didn't say anything. Today, he told me he only showers 2-3 times a month and he thinks he's a genius for it. FML

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By mystery - 07/12/2013 21:55 - United States - Minot

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML

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Hype house prank style

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I woke up to find I'd peed the bed. My girlfriend did the warm water trick to me, where she put my hand in water while sleeping, which can make you piss yourself apparently. As I went to get up, I noticed she'd also painted my toenails pink. FML

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By CandlesSuck - 02/11/2009 03:44 - Canada

Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 20 September 2016 11:56

Ugh. That's just being an irresponsible chemist, and an abuse of knowledge. Small amounts of silver nitrate are an annoyance, but every chemical has its dangers.

askullnamedbilly 33

Tuesday 20 September 2016 11:53

Well, OP, I'd say the prank wars have just begun. Get him back, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

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SirCollin 3

Thursday 22 September 2016 5:50

Did you know he liked her?

TamiElec 1

Thursday 22 September 2016 12:51

Uhhh. You might want to check your choice in friends. I am a chemist and silver nitrate is a known carcinogen. As in cancer-causing. The better hope is that he's too lousy a student to have known and you don't get sick 10 years down the road. That sounds like a large dose...and like some pretty serious theft that involves federal regulations.....

TamiElec 1

Thursday 22 September 2016 12:53

And yes, there are medical applications, but only when necessary and this wasn't one.

OptikalWinter 4

Sunday 25 September 2016 3:51

yeah haha what a prank haha you should deck him in the face haha yknow as a prank haha

LoZelda123 20

Monday 26 September 2016 1:32

Some friend! That is just completely idiotic to react in such a way. Using chemicals against someone else, no matter the reason, is unprofessional and immature! what's next? throw some acid at you and his excuse will be "i thought you wanted to be a batman villain "?!

iSleep 5

Tuesday 27 September 2016 15:52

I guess he was so impressed by your "friendship" that he wanted to impress you with his chemistry

lakuwafire 4

Tuesday 27 September 2016 23:42

I work as a chemistry tec and also work with silver nitrate, if that crap when in liquid form gets on you it turns your skin a dark nasty ass brown color, ya like a brown sharpie actually, and it takes almost a week to come off. Potassium permanganate is worse, you have to wait for your skin to grow and flake off before it goes always and its deep black, like an alarming mole.