By roomingwithevil - 09/05/2012 23:26 - United States - Slinger

Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML
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jennawill10 10

Ever watched The Roomate? Yeah, you probably shouldn't now! :-/

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cmcmluver 0

lucky, ateast u know no one will rob u! they'll be to scared of ur room mate! :D

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shawnaishere 14

Really hope you are exaggerating about the killing but those things happen. For me the one girl I didn't like was the only one that went to the same college as me. Didn't care because it was a pretty big college until she ended up being my roommate/

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downtime 12

Convince her you are her from the past, and if she kills you she will also die. She sounds stupid enough to fall for something like that.

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shaybie 1

she is plotting against you. she wants you to think it just hapened that way she woll wait till you fall asleep and eat your brain. or she can just kill you, then put you in a plant and smoke you. you know like on how high thdat way you can give her all the answers lol

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pdp_fml 21

She sounds crazy. Call 9/11 and report her to the police. Then get a restraining order. Then make the school expel her. You should not feel threatened when you go to school.

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rubberduckie94 13

If the laws are still the same the the city police will tell you to take it to campus security even though I had a black rose and a note threatening me once. My advice carry a lighter and a trial size aerosol hairspray can on you at all times because they will not do anything. I never had to use it but I figured I could scare the crazy bitch away if I had to. I was not really going to set her on fire I just planned to hold her at bay if she tried to attack. Sorry op I know how scary it was for me and she was not even my roommate. Good luck.

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groupleader 7

Kill her first, teach that lesson about idle threats.

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charlesPscene 4

Maybe she says that to everyone, which is why she has no friends, because everyone thinks she gonna kill them.

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IndieApathy 21

Maybe you should just ignore her, and if she does anything threatening, inform the people responsible for your dorms. Aaaand if that doesn't solve it, threaten her with a police report. Then sue her. :D

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