Kids: Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son...

By Jessica - 21/10/2009 18:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

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You deserved it 3 471

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:17 - United States - Aurora

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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You deserved it 3 635

By "Noelle Diane Irwin" - 21/02/2019 16:00

Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 349

You deserved it 285

Oh, hai Mark

By Jenn - 03/07/2013 02:39 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 342

You deserved it 5 810

By Good sister - 13/10/2011 23:20 - United States

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

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You deserved it 3 729

By Elayne Warthen - 25/04/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

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You deserved it 540

By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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You deserved it 7 176

WTF Mom?

By Random - 31/01/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

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You deserved it 3 302

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By MIA - 15/09/2019 06:03

Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML

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You deserved it 177

By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 773

You deserved it 4 412

By candie - 27/08/2011 02:10 - United States

Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

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You deserved it 4 307

Eaglestrike117 29

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:07

Wow. That sucks. And this is the first time I was ever first. No one cares. Let the replies to this post begin.

greeneye_fml 12

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:38

Sorry your husband and sister are such ******.

Comments

bored690 0

Monday 9 November 2009 5:07

How did you find out???

Hurt16 0

Monday 16 November 2009 10:55

MAURYYYYYYYY!!!!

xvxblackdahlia 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:10

rip his nads off gurl

jessiewessie 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 21:56

ouch

Rebelwitotapause 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 15:18

lorena bobbitt lol

greendaygirl112 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 2:20

wow that sucks it's a double betyral

Shyman4ever 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 0:41

So what does that make the son, your nephew?

PapaCool_fml 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 11:21

That sucks ! No ... that "stunk" as or german brothers would say. Totally !

weedisme420 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:42

worst one ive read yet.

cjzolo2 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:05

now you mean you EX-husband

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Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML

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Today, I bought a cake. I then immediately forgot what I was carrying, opened the door to my car, and tossed the bag into the back seat. FML

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Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML

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Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML

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