Intimacy: Today, I found out why my boyfriend wouldn't answer his phone...

By michelle - 05/02/2010 19:01 - France

Today, I found out why my boyfriend wouldn't answer his phone last night. He was hanging out with our mutual friend all night. She had been texting me all night about what great sex she was having. My boyfriend was the only person there besides her brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

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Sexy talk

By dtmfa - 31/10/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML

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Keep it in the family

By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 08:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML

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Lonely, so lonely…

By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 02:00

Today, to get my mind off being single, I texted some friends. The first one was going out tonight to work things out with her ex, the second told me about his amazing new girlfriend, and the third replied an hour later with, "Sorry, I was having sex when you texted me." FML

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By Alexandra - 05/03/2013 20:17 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML

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By angry girlfriend - 25/08/2014 03:27 - United States - West Harrison

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

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Bisexual!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's phone titled "People's I've had sex with". There are also dates next to the notes which represented the day he had sex with them. Not only that it was NOT me who is the last person on the list, but I also realized that the last person on the list was my best friend. And he's a guy. FML

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Friday 5 February 2010 23:05

*****!!!!

trebla3193 0

Friday 5 February 2010 23:06

Eww a threesome with her brother that's just nasty.

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iLenny 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 22:38

she's such a *****!

nicolexl 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 22:42

if she was txting you the whole night then obviously it wasn't that great. she was probably tryin to make you jealous for when you found out. atleast you got rid of two jerks in your life...(:

timo1338 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 22:44

Wow .. ,your friends a loser for texting you during sex

flamiingemu 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:20

mustve been her brother then duh

Phelpski 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 5:28

Dirty little ****!! Obviously wasn't someone who cared about you! And you're not friends with either of them anymore.... right? FYL for real.

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:20

She could have texted between rounds.

pluralbusted 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:48

uh oh! she banged her brother and your boyfriend watched?! that's messed up!

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:39

so which was she having sex with?

pancake_lady 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:45

So she was texting you while having sex with her brother? What about your boyfriend?

pancake_lady 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:48

Are you from West Virginia or something?

HellKat35 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:45

I'm from West Virginia and no one has sex with their relatives. Why the hell do you even think people from here have incest relationships? Freaking come to the state and you will see it's nothing like you think.