Lots of animals are assholes... My cat is a TOTAL asshole, and according to my boyfriend so is his dog, we still love them, but does this mean we shouldn't have animals?? Since you have clearly not encountered all the animals in the world I really don't see how you can say that. TECHNICALLY insects are animals, and I don't know a soul who would deny that wasps are assholes of the highest order. Calling the OP stupid and an asshole? So unnecessary. I think we know who the real asshole is here, you animal-loving nut-job. Also, while I can pretend i'm not a grammar nazi, the whole time i've been typing this my brain's been screaming 'YOU'RE an asshole' NOT 'your an asshole'.

#140 most of the time, animals are doing things because that's what animls do. They aren't doing them to be an asshole. Bee's sing in self defence, doesn't make them assholes. This cat wasn't being an asshole, he was being a cat.. Maybe some animals do certian things on purpose just to bug you, but in this case, this cat wasn't an asshole. the comment may have gone a bit far, but you're no better

Animals can be assholes. Just like people can. Animals might live more on instincts than humans do, but they still have personalities and attributes that make them unique when compared to other animals of their species. Hell, just look at my dog for example...We trained her to knock on our bedroom door if she needs to go outside at night to pee (we keep the dog door shut at night to prevent the neighbor's cats getting in). She has now learned that we will ALWAYS wake up if she knocks on the door, regardless of whether she wants to go outside to pee or not. Because we don't want her peeing on the carpet. Sometimes she just knocks on the door for the fun of it...then goes straight back to her bed and looks at us with that stupid innocent puppy-dog look that dogs give you when they think you're going to get mad at them. But that doesn't stop her from doing it again the next night. And then a couple of nights later. She does it for kicks. I swear there is no other reason!

#142: First of all, I never said the cat was an asshole, personally I don't think it is, if someone was willing to feed me free treats I'd probably eat them no matter who they thought I was, I simply took issue with the idea that 'no animals are assholes' as my cat 100% is. That and the random insulting of the OP. Secondly, if you had actually read my comment, I said WASPS are assholes, NOT bees, I know bees sting in self defence, wasps however, do not = assholes.

To all commenters on animals being assholes; it's nothing with giving your animal some personality. OP's FML was very funny because it makes you think that the cat actually planned this out and is taking advantage of said opportunity. I think it's hilarious, even though cats are very smart animals and sometimes it makes you wonder what they're really thinking when they do certain things. I have a very smart Shih-Tzu and he methodically plans how he'll get food from me sometimes by sticking out his paws as I'm walking by him with my plate and not paying attention! Sorry, but that makes him an asshole! Lol