Why do you people not PAY ATTENTION to what you're putting in your mouth? It's not that difficult.

#4's comment gave me a hilarious visual of a fat guy with food orbiting his face for some reason. Thanks for the laugh. Also, I'm not sure fiber is really going to do THAT necessarily. I would have replaced the word 'fiber' with 'laxative'. //NOM NOM NOM NOM!

This isn't even funny. I have a ******* bent erection and I can't even get my FML on the site. I at least deserve that :(

This is like the thousandth FML of someone putting something in their mouth without knowing what it is? What is it with fat people? Do they all really eat everything that they find? DO they ever check the labels before they put things in their mouths? I don't get it. People like this must be insane. Hey, fat people! Before you puts things into your mouth, ask yourself this: am i really hungry, or is that sensation in my stomach just their because of habit and not because i would die if i didn't eat something this second? If i were to not eat, how long would i last? DId you know that most people that are 100 pounds over weight could last up to a MONTH without eating, and they would still survive. This is because they have pounds of fat stores to use for energy. Being hungry is just a feeling. Learn to realize that your body doesn't need more food to survive, and you will lose weight that much quicker!!! And don't eat food just because you find it lying around. Throw it away, it won't kill you.

Those things are way too mild to send you to the bathroom like that. Unless you ate like 20 or more of them, in which case...damn, stop eating already.

"Oversized strawberry spree candies"? Are you serious??

I've taken strawberry flavored fiber tablets before and they taste NOTHING like candy. They're disgusting. So not only did you seem to miss the fact that they're nasty, you would have had to have eaten a whole bunch to get your bowels moving all night long.

#14 two things 1. ", or is that sensation in my stomach just their because of habit and not because i would die if i didn't eat something this second" stop being so dramatic it makes you sound like a fool. NO ONE i repeat NO ONE waits until they are starving/ the verge of death to eat again 2. check your facts because the average person can survive approximately 40 days without food . and yes while overweight people theoretically could survive longer it would not be that much longer because burning fat is only a proportion of where they would get energy, they would also "digest"/burn more essential parts of their body for energy

LoL When I was little (about 5) I snuck into the freezer and ate what appeared to be a kit kat bar wrapped up in tin foil. I ate the whole thing only to find out about 15 minutes later it wasn't chocolate.. It was x lax.. My little 5 year old self was on the toilet for two days.. lmao.

Why does everyone assume the OP was overweight lol. Skinny people can still be pigs with high metabolisms.