Love: Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online....

By Rin - 15/01/2010 08:02 - United States

Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML

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By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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By imsadnow - 31/01/2011 20:01 - United States

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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By Pontiacman92 - 29/08/2013 07:07 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML

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By Noname - 31/12/2008 18:03 - France

Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML

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By Alisha-_- - 23/11/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML

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You deserved it 447

By sigh - 24/01/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

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By darkman28 - 07/04/2009 05:21 - United States

Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML

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By scribbles1475 - 15/12/2011 05:00 - United States

Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML

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andydawg8891 0

Friday 15 January 2010 16:06

Well maybe your a better looking man than he is!

littlexlion 4

Friday 15 January 2010 16:15

Ask him for tips, duh. :D

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Mikuo 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 15:12

Was his name Len, by chance?

allen20 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 17:57

Hey im a crossdresser(:

WakingTheFallen 2

Sunday 17 January 2010 0:52

So? Why does it matter if he cross-dresses? He's still the same person, If I were you I'd still like him.

HazelBunny 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 7:10

Get prrettyier and go Les?

erjaguam 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 15:52

hon. just let him go.

TallMist 32

Wednesday 6 May 2015 17:18

Why should she? What's wrong with dating a crossdresser?

shrine_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:53

Damn that's hot !! Keep chasing him girl !!

3rw0n 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:05

lol at #2 that's rude but you got a point

Aggriken 0

Monday 18 January 2010 18:08

The best way to deal with this is to find the highest cliff you can and jump off. That way you wont have to deal with whatever problem you had with him, and he won't have to deal with your cruel narrow-mindedness. win-win situation.

mptothedc 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 8:16

Just turn butch and he can be your bitch

alley_cat_118 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:51

Sorry, Rin. If you can't accept me for who I am then you don't deserve to have a crush on me. Hmmph *upturns nose daintily*.

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Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML

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Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML

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Today, my husband woke up, rolled over, and said, "Good morning, beautiful." He hasn't called me that in months, but as I was about to reply, I realized he was talking to his pet turtle, not me. FML

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Today, my mother won two tickets in the Hamilton ticket lottery. My siblings joked that we would finally find out who the favorite child is. Who ended up going to the show? My two sisters. FML

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Today, despite the fact of learning I'm now over 300 pounds, causing a major blow to my self-esteem, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband if he wanted a blowjob. Unfortunately, he's trying out new mental meds and they've killed his sex drive. FML

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Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML

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Today, and for the past 38 weeks of my pregnancy, my husband decided to amuse himself by following me around, making whale noises. FML

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Today, I still can't poop unless I hear the sound of the bathroom fan. FML

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