By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 06:45 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML
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imustbeinsane 2

Now you got 100 problems and a bitch is one

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rattusrattus 18

There is the implication that you may have a girlfriend, but that she is not a bitch. A ho, perhaps.

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pyrt93 4

that's a pretty good pick up line i wish my bf was that romantic and its just shows you have a sense of humor

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FranzFerdinand 18

I'm a chick, and I personally would have laughed… it was sort of clever, haha. But seriously, YDI for thinking she would find that funny though, since I'm sure even the most socially awkward of us know that some girls take that shit really seriously.

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david12z 0

You messed up there dude. You should have said yes or no and gone on from there

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kirklandt 0

Why would you say that?? My bf says that to me but he says a bitch is one

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maphineRAWRS 10

I'd like soneone so much more if they had that kinda humor when asking them that question? haha!

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TheDoomBunny 0

True but I mean if someone's going to use a pick up line for laughs definitely use a good one haha

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xxxtc_247xx 5

I'm a girl and I would have said yes.. haha XD

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