By Unsatisfied - 16/12/2009 06:15 - Canada

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Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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mawoo_fml 0

I hate any sex that doesn't include toothpicks, aprecotts and at least 1 goat sacrifice

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Ferdinard 0

then you find him in bed with a guy an he says, "I said I hate it with girls!"

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cris262 0

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Reality_bites 14

Im going to agree with Afrikaaner.

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thatonegirl446 0

it's real. Sadly my boyfriend is the same way and it drives me insane cuz he's perfect in every other way.

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v1kt4r 13

your gaydar is on the fritz. thats your gay best friend PAY ATTENTION!!!!!

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monster_tamer 11

I wonder why that happens? I'd think hormones and libido would make sex enjoyable... Of course, some people just aren't into sex, for many reasons. Self-image, previous bad experiences... I don't know. It could just be apprehension. =|

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mawoo_fml 0

I hate any sex that doesn't include toothpicks, aprecotts and at least 1 goat sacrifice

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perdix 29

Put him in the Friend Zone and go find someone to pound your pussy. It's not that hard (or did you say that to him to make him hate sex?)

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Felendris 0

I bet you used an extra capital letter.

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iheartjustinsane 0

There's more to relationships than just sex, ya know...

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meghanlbruno 4

Still nice to be with someone who doesn't hate sex ..

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silbern 0

you are either extremly ugly or your bf is a alien because I don't see any reason why a guy wouldn't want to have sex. he could have a STD that you don't know about. he may be trying to save you.

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withered 30

Not every male acts like he is a dog in heat and is desperate for sex all the time.

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