By Unsatisfied - 16/12/2009 06:15 - Canada

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Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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mawoo_fml 0

I hate any sex that doesn't include toothpicks, aprecotts and at least 1 goat sacrifice

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Ferdinard 0

then you find him in bed with a guy an he says, "I said I hate it with girls!"

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MissBrandiLeigh 0

He's not the only one. My ex was exactly the same! I used to have to practically rape him. I feel your pain!

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MetalCraze 11

I doubt He hates sex.maybe he hates it with you because your unappealing in some way? or maybe your just bad at it? Maybe you nag him to much and he can't stand to touch you cause your too bitchy.

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withered 30

Calm down a bit. Your bitterness is showing.

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whathefrick 0

Mine wont do me, either. and im like actually super pretty. Not to be vain. :) he just has morals, so your boyfriend probably does too. Don't worry, get in his head. He'll give in to you in no time.

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bugmenotmofo 34

I'm one of those males who hates sex... the issue is self control. I hate the thought that I'm a slave to my body; I hate how if you try not to have sex, the fight between urges and your own resolve is a close battle. I don't know if I'm explaining this right. It's like part of your body is mutinous against your mind; imagine you have 'alien hand syndrome'... It's frustrating to have weak will power, a weak mind; to be so divided in mentality and unsure of yourself. If you can't resist sexual desires, what else might you not be able to resist? That's scary... and dangerous. So, if he thinks like this, you are not the issue; the issue is he's trying to not be weak in his own eyes. He needs to realize that not everyone thinks like this, however, and that you need attention (which, he might reason, is just the mutiny finding an excuse to have sex).

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