Love: Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly...

By gtrs750 - 09/08/2009 13:48 - Canada

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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Please don't do this

By Anonymous - 17/03/2010 15:38 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By Sad Chef ;( - 05/12/2014 03:33 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

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By notready - 15/10/2013 06:49 - Australia

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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Abby97 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:53

OH MAN!! :( She's a bitch... :( FYL DEFINITELY!

kar15 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:57

Wow that sucks. But on the flip side, why would you propose to someone without being at least 99.9% sure they were going to say "yes"?

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ninja4life 0

Monday 10 August 2009 12:04

damn that sucks how long have you been going out

NonchalantSavant 0

Monday 10 August 2009 12:38

That's a terrible idea for a 2nd date...

My_averageFML 0

Monday 10 August 2009 13:25

that's seriously messed up. poor you, at least she was honest.

Zangar 0

Monday 10 August 2009 13:56

I live around where he does, Its illegal to marry in canada under 18, You can have children before but to marry you need to be 18.

sucks_4_you 0

Monday 10 August 2009 15:57

ya i agree

doggie3 0

Monday 10 August 2009 15:58

A girl who answers like that is a total bitch. Ur too good for her. Good luck next time.

lem0n_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:16

First off. Where are you getting your info? Do some goddamn research. Do you know what having an IQ of 100 MEANS? It means that mental, you are the same age as your body is physically. You are mentally developed the same amount as most people your age. So the fact that whites have an average IQ of 100 means nothing. The entire POPULATION has an average IQ of 100, dumbass. Secondly, IQ testing is ****** beyond belief. If an IQ test, or any other test for that matter, asks you to specify your race, it has been proven that minorities will score lower on the test than if they were not asked to specify their race. In fact, in many of these tests, when the participants were not asked to specify their race, blacks scored better than their asian or white counterparts. So. You lose. Oh and btw, I'm white. So it's not like I feel obligated to stick up for "my race." I'm pointing out how much of an ignorant, racist **** you are.

pixiee_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 21:20

slightly harsh, FYL indeed. if she laughed in your face like that, she probably isn't worth spending the rest of your life with; chin up, chuck ;D

_bbailey 0

Monday 10 August 2009 22:02

That is so sad. I agree with her^ If she laughed in your face like that, she isn't worth living and dealing with for the rest of your life. You'll meet someone better. (: