Did you show, that you use your right hand more than the left one?

haha well those kids are pretty rude...

"Well, actually, I'm ambidextrous..." would've been a great response. That's what my older brother says. This one is hilarious, though, and is a great example of FML.

I like number 1's idea, but really they said that? Every tour I went on the people were quiet I can't see that happening but if it did that is a classic FML.

If you don't need the work study money, here is what you could have done: Say to the guy (I assume) who asked about threesomes, “that depends- how big do you like your men?” Say to the woman who made the left had comment “on the contrary, I do alright- big girls like yourself need love, you know.”

so what if they're right? they don't know that. they're pissy highschoolers who think they're hot shit because they're going to college next year. ...or did you really think that little prick is going to be having threesomes? he's just trying to sound important. like the bitch who made that comment. brush it off. BTW #26, bravo. esp since most campus guides don't get paid. there's really not that much to lose

LMAO #1! -> FYL! don't fret, things will get better... maybe =D

I also would have said the ambidextrous thing. Only because it's true. I broke my right hand once. Those were the most painful and difficult times of my life. Like having a spinal injury and learning how to walk again, only my problem was worse than that, because I lost the ability to touch myself until my wiener cried tears of white joy.

hahahah "white tears of joy..." gotta love that :)

Dean: You take 'em out, you pay for everything, and you never make a move! Monty: And then you go home, alone, to ********** while you cry, using your own tears as lube... [cut off] Calvin: Ok, that was once, and I was drunk, and *it was Valentine's Day*. So back off. But seriously - more proof High School kids are obnoxious little immature naive *****. Because its *so cool* to scream out about your sex life.