By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 18:52 - United States

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Today, I gave a campus tour to a group of high school seniors. As I was showing off the dorms, one student asked, "Are these beds sturdy enough for threesomes?" Before I could respond, another kid shouted, "How would he know, I bet the only action he gets in bed is from his left hand." She's correct. FML
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bipolarchipmunk 0

you should have said "**** you bitch, I'm right handed!"

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ohhboyy 0

slap him in the face with ur left hand see how he likes it

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lyssalicious 0

im a lefty too, but that's where our similarities stop lol :p

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Devin_Duke 0

Why didn't you reply with a comment which was equally cruel and nasty? I know I would have. Instead of standing there like a pitiful dude, retaliate and put that high school brat in her place

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Ptvlover 0

(punches girl in face with left hand) "how do you like it now bitch" better yet...falcon punch her with it

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Dasmi3 0

i would have said something like I know who will be the village bicycle when they get to school

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Saya_nee_chan 0

LOL just tell them that the beds arent sturdy enough and go on with your life... or tell them they are and laugh when the bed breaks and they all fall on their little freshmen asses :)

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kwbuzz23wk 0

#1 and #4 For The Win!

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Agrajagged 3

19, represent! I'm left handed in both real life and in nighttime leisurely activities. It's such a tragedy to hear sad stories about those unfortunate righties who needlessly suffer from sticky mice.

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bread_fml 0

The bummer part about this is the high-schooler who asked about threesomes really set himself up for an easy burn but that bitch went ahead and ruined it.

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